Beyonce Behind Bars

(Beyonce has been sentence to jail for a week until mamma tina bails her out, in jail shes on her own to survive)

Guard: *Taps On Beyonces Cell* Come on miss.carter you need to get your new colored clothes

Beyonce:*Cries* Okay 

Guard:Everything will be fine, as long as you do the right thing in here for a week

(Beyonce Changes into her clothes and is put into her cell)

Guard:Beyonce you have your own cell in section A with the women who cause less trouble

Beyonce: Fine By me

Another Guard Comes:(With another prisoner) Rihanna you will be sharing a cell with miss.carter Both of you too get into your cells, Warden says they have to share on why i didn't question

Beyonce: OmG RIHANNA what are you in here for girl

Rihanna: I Cut Chris Dick Off, Then I Cut karrueche With a razor blade and squeezed lemon juice on her and i blended up chris dick 

Beyonce: Bitch your crazy

Rihanna: I loved Chris i was tired of being the hoe with crabs i wanted him and him only if i couldnt have him then nobody could of

Beyonce: O__o (Backs away slowly) Well thats..whow

Rihanna:Yea ill be in here for a wile with my Bitch Roro shes a thugg so what you in here for

Beyonce:A LONG STORY

(30 minutes later)

Guards: come one ladies time to eat

(Beyonce and rihanna gets their food and sit at a table)

Random Big Bitch: *Talks To BEYONCE* Hey You Gon Eat Yo CORN BREAD

Beyonce: Uhmmm

Rihanna:*Cuts her off*Yea Monkey and the beast shes gon eat her corn bread you dont need nothing else to eat

Beyonce: Oh no you can have it gurl

Another Random Skinny Bitch: *Talks To Beyonce* i LOVE ya hair maybe i could borrow it per say snatch it out

Beyonce:Bitch you touch my hair and im going to beat you ass

Rihanna:Listen big bitch u and yo skinny lil friend better get on before me and bey whop yall asses 

 Random Big Big:They Call Me Twinkle Toes Lets Go

Beyonce: Ill show yall crazy

(Continued)
RIhanna-Come on bitches let see what you got
RandomBigBitch- Aight hoe you asked for it *Punches rihanna in the face*
Rihanna-*Scrreams* BEYONCE HELLPP MEE
Beyonce-*Punches other girl** Punches her in the face*
RandomSkinnyBitch-*Screams* LET GO OF MY HAIR
Beyonce- Bitch you have no hair to bull balled headed bitch imma beat your ass
Rihanna- *Screams* BEYONCE HELP ME OUT :"(
RandomBigBitch-Throws rihanna on thhe floor kicks her*
Beyonce- *Runs and punches the random big bitch and puts her to sleep*
Guards- *YELLS* HEY STOP
(6 other guards come the sirens go off in the jail)
1Guard-*Snatches Beyonce and throws her on the floor*
Beyonce- Get off of me get off of me
OtherGuards-Arrest everyone else
(Mean while the warden comes down to see al the commotion)
Warden- PUT BEYONCE IN THE WHOLE FOR A WEEK
Beyonce-NOO U CANT DO THIS TOO MEE
Warden-as for rihanna keep her in there for a month, the other 2 girls give them 8 weeks in the hole
(A Week Past)
Guard-Come one beyonce you have a visitor
(They both walk to were the visitors go)
Guard-Sit down right here and wait
(5 minutes later jay-z and blue come in)
Jay-z- How u been B
Beyonce- let me see my daughter
jay-z- *Hands blue to beyonce* So how long are you in here for
Beyonce- Why doe it even matter to you, im getting out tomorrow
Jay-z- well ill be up here tomorrow to come get you then
Beyonce- Noo that wont be needed, Trey will be coming to pick ne up
Jay-z- Trey who trey
Beyonce- *Signnn* Take a lucky guess if you dont know you will find out tomorrow
(30 minutes of talking)
Guard-Visiting hours are over noww
Beyonce-*Hands back blue to day* Mommys missed you blue, i cant wait to see you tomorrow so you can be in my hands once more and forever i promise i will never get locked up again
Jay-z- *Gets blue back* It was nice talking to you
Beyonce*Goes back to her cell*
(Mean while jay-z heads back to wendy williams house with blue*
Wendy- So babe how did it go
Jay-z- it went fine, shes getting out tomorrow
Wendy- Oh god i was hoping they would add more time onto her sentence
Jayz- shes still my wife, show respect
Wendy- not for long once that divorce is settled
Jayz- until then wendy
Wendy- well anyways i felt the baby moving around all day going crazy how exiting it that
Jayz- its nice i guess
Blue-Starts crying*
Wendy-Awee jay give me her*Gets Blue* Dont worry blue you will love your brother or sis watch
Blue-*Screams and Hollers*
Wendy-*Hands blue back to jay* well shes going to love her new sibling
Jayz- Yea she will
(Back In Prison)
Rihanna-Damn they finally let a bitch out the whole damn
Beyonce- hahah i know you look like you had a hard time in there
Rihanna- well bitch it is 4 fucking dirty nasty non breathable walls that were surrounding me lol
Beyonce- hahaa
Rihanna- So you getting out tomorrow lucky gal you are im hoping they let me out soon
Beyonce- Bitch your crazy lol if they do jesus blessed you
Rihanna- lol, *Signnn* i pray i get one well it was nice being with you in this time we had in here lol
Beyonce- yea it was nice, stay out of trouble and you may just get out early
Rihanna- i know *Hugs bey* Write me letter and give princess blue a kiss for me
Beyonce-*Starts walking back to cell* I Will dont worry :)

Court Day

Reporter: I Am standing Here out side awaiting The Queen Bee and wendy williams to arrive to court, I Wonder how things are going to turn out inside the court room
Another Reporter:Beyonces Here, Beyonce do you have anything to say
Beyonce:*Walks Fast* i have nothing to say get that camera and microphone out of my face
*10 Mins Later*
Reporter:Wendys Here, Wendy do you have any thing to say
Wendy: How you Doi'n *Walks InSide the court room*
Reporter:Jay-z,Solange And Ms.Tina knowles are already in the court room lets see how it goes inside the walls of the court

Balef: All Rise For Judge Mathis
Judge Mathis: Yall May Have A Seat, Now were here today because uh Beyonce you assaulted and attacked Wendy while pregnant correct?!
Beyonce: I Wouldnt Say Attacked But..
Judge:*Cuts off beyonce* YES OR NO MRS.CATER
Beyonce:Yes Your Honer
Judge:Now i have it here also that wendy your suing beyonce for 5 million dollars and im seeing you want her placed in jail for a year correct
Wendy:Yes Your honor
Judge:Okay tell me what happened,Wendy why did beyonce attack you
Wendy: Your honor i dont know,she just came out of the blue..She attacked me because my man was talking to me
Beyonce:*Cuts Wendy Off* BITCH No Your Honor Shes fucking my man,Yes Jay-z He FUCKED HER AND GOT THAT GORILLA PREGNANT
Solange:*Yells* Oh Hell no Jay-z your ass is mine bitch
Judge:WAIT ORDER ORDER WAIT A MINUTE WENDY YOUR FUCKING JAYZ

Wendy: Your Honor No, The Question is Jay-z are you fucking wendy
Jay-z: Your Honor
Judge Mathis: (Cuts jayz off)Naw My Jay You Supposed to be Jigga man and all but No one ever told you it was okay to cheat , Now hold you statement i want wendy to tell me how you and her even met
Wendy:Well your honor,  I Wanted to stat dating so i went to Blackpeoplemeet.com and of course i had photos of me on there
Jay-z:*Yells* No she didnt she had pictures of a fine ass women
Wendy:Lies your honor, they weere photos of me, and someone by the name of "DaddySmooth" sent me a message and we stated flirting talking and all,we went on a couple of dates to so he cant act like he didnt know it was me.
Judge Mathis:Wow, this is some interesting shit, So how far along in the pregnancy are you wendy
Wendy:Im 2 Months your honor, me and jay have been seeing each other for 5
Beyonce:5 Months Oh My
Judge Mathis:(Cuts beyonce off) Hold on beyonce, Okay wendy i heard enough time for beyonce's side
Beyonce: I Attacked her for a damn reason, He was fucking my husband behind my back and for the fact is HE KNEW he was fucking wendy knowing i dont like the bitch, i just dont see why he would do something like that knowing we have a daughter together and he goes behind my back and cheat on me, He must not know who he fucked over
MommaTina:(Yells) Dont worry be, Yall will be filing for Divorce you dont need him let him have that man
Judge Mathis:*Sigh*Beyonce tell me when you attacked her you gave her several scratches now you know, by the looks of these photos you will be charge correct
Beyonce:*Tears Up* Yes your honor i know
WendyWilliams:Bitch next time think twice
Solange:Bitch you better stop acting like that in here because outside your ass in mine* Whispers to wendy*
Wendy:Your Honor Did U HEAR THAT,DID YOU HEAR WHAT SOLANGE SAID
JudgeMathis: No i didnt give me 30 Minutes i will be back to give my ruling, 30 Minute break
(35 Minutes later)
Balef:All Rise
Judge Mathis: I have made my ruling before i say does anyone have anything to say Wendy Or Beyonce?
Beyonce:All i have to say is i will accept what i get, but at the end of the day i did it for a great cause
Wendy:No your honor dont
Judge Mathis:Well Beyonce For all that you have done looking here you are charge with Aggravated assault, You are sentenced to jail for 9 years or you are set to a bail at 900K if you or anyone fail to pay that you will be in jail twice of the 9 years, Also you are to remain in jail for a week, *Clears throat* Wendy williams you are to stay away from beyonce 200 years if you fail to do so you will be placed in jail
Judge Mathis:Beyonce is there anything you want to say before you go
Beyonce: i didnt want my marriage to end but i guess it is now, I Want a DIVORCE
MommaTina:*Cries* My babys getting locked up, dont worry bey i will be down there to come bail you are sweetheart
Jay-z:Walks outside the court room
Judge Mathis :You are all Dismissed
(At Beyonce's House)
Solange:*Holds Blue* *Rocks her* Your mommy will be home soon blue, today was crazy for your mom today, shes been through alot, she loves you so much, your all that she ever needs in life
Blue:*Smiles*
MommaTina: They said i have to wait a week to go bail bey out, i just hope ever thing is fine for her whiles shes in there and nothing bad happens to my baby *Cries*
Solange:It will be okay momma *Rocks Blue* (Hugs Momma Tina)
(Back at wendy williams house)
Jay-z:*Silence*
WendyWilliams:Im so sorry jay, i really didnt want for what happened to really happen but maybe if you controlled bey you would still have her
Jay-z:What ever bitch, you just had to take her to court but you didnt take no one else who assaulted you, I Will never be in a relation ship with you, i will be considered as your baby daddy and that only
WendyWilliams:Well looks like we will be single because your wife is divorcing you so, what are you gonna do
Jay-z:*Sheds A tear* I Dont Know

Beyonce And Jay-z's Mini Fight Chapter 1

Beyonce: Why is it every day with you i always have to correct your ass
Jay-z: Not my fault you didn't tell me not to put blue's bottle in the microwave for so long
Beyonce: Are you fucking stupid or what jay
Jay-z: *Puts hands in the air* I dont have to deal with this *Walks Away*
Beyonce: Were are you going im not finished talking to you
Blue:*Cries*
Jay-z: *Picks Up Blue* Why does blue need a bottle anyways if she has 2 on your chest
Beyonce: *Blank Face* Obviously shes sucking my nipples dry you try feeding her with yours
Jay-z: Take Blue so i can be on my way
Solange:*Walks In The House* I dont like you attitude jay toward Bee you better check yourself
Jay-z- Last time i check no one asked you no hair line
Momma Tina- The Bull Shit Needs to stop
Beyonce: *Takes Blue Away From Jay* You can be on your way now jay
Jay-z-*Leaves Outside* *Cell Phone Rings* Oh Yea, Babe Dont worry im on my way
Solange: Beyonce you need to start checking jay and put him back in check
Momma Tina: Solange stay out of theres you have your own to deal with
Beyonce: I Can Handel this situation by myself
Blue*Screams*
Beyonce: Okay Time for me to feed blue
Solange: Momma I Swear i think jay is up to something aint no way he leaves over a stupid situation
Momma Tina: He's not that stupid to do something bad he already knows what will happen to him if something goes down

(Jay-z Drives to the Lake To Meet His Secret Lover)
Jay-z: *Phone Rings* Yeah, Babe im here
(A Girl Walks Up Behind Jay)
Jay-z: *Turns Around* ive been missing you,
Girl: I missed you more
Girl:Babe dont u love me if you really do leave bey for me
Jay-z: Shes my wife i cant leave her babe you already know we have a daughter together
Girl: You must not love me then i see
Jay-z: Wendy You know i love you
Girl=Wendy: Okay baby but soon leave her for me
(Jay-z and wendy kiss)
(Beyonce was secretly Following jay-z)
Beyonce:*Screams* Oh You fucking with That Bitch
Wendy: Girl you dont know how to treat him bitch
Beyonce: Oh Hell No *Runs and Snatches Wendy's Wig Off*
Jazy-z: No Bey Wtf are you doing i dont love that bitch wendy you know i have yes for you and you only
(Beyonce beat wendy williams ass for 30 mins)
Beyonce: Fuck you jay you hurt me you can have that bitch i heard she had a dick anyways
Wendy: *Cries on the floor* Im Suing You Bitch, Im Pregnant With Jays Baby and you beat me Senseless
Beyonce: Bitch see your ass in court