Sunday, May 20, 2012

Beyonce Behind Bars

(Beyonce has been sentence to jail for a week until mamma tina bails her out, in jail shes on her own to survive)
Guard: *Taps On Beyonces Cell* Come on miss.carter you need to get your new colored clothes
Beyonce:*Cries* Okay 
Guard:Everything will be fine, as long as you do the right thing in here for a week
(Beyonce Changes into her clothes and is put into her cell)
Guard:Beyonce you have your own cell in section A with the women who cause less trouble
Beyonce: Fine By me
Another Guard Comes:(With another prisoner) Rihanna you will be sharing a cell with miss.carter Both of you too get into your cells, Warden says they have to share on why i didn't question
Beyonce: OmG RIHANNA what are you in here for girl
Rihanna: I Cut Chris Dick Off, Then I Cut karrueche With a razor blade and squeezed lemon juice on her and i blended up chris dick 
Beyonce: Bitch your crazy
Rihanna: I loved Chris i was tired of being the hoe with crabs i wanted him and him only if i couldnt have him then nobody could of
Beyonce: O__o (Backs away slowly) Well thats..whow
Rihanna:Yea ill be in here for a wile with my Bitch Roro shes a thugg so what you in here for
Beyonce:A LONG STORY
(30 minutes later)
Guards: come one ladies time to eat
(Beyonce and rihanna gets their food and sit at a table)
Random Big Bitch: *Talks To BEYONCE* Hey You Gon Eat Yo CORN BREAD
Beyonce: Uhmmm
Rihanna:*Cuts her off*Yea Monkey and the beast shes gon eat her corn bread you dont need nothing else to eat
Beyonce: Oh no you can have it gurl
Another Random Skinny Bitch: *Talks To Beyonce* i LOVE ya hair maybe i could borrow it per say snatch it out
Beyonce:Bitch you touch my hair and im going to beat you ass
Rihanna:Listen big bitch u and yo skinny lil friend better get on before me and bey whop yall asses 
 Random Big Big:They Call Me Twinkle Toes Lets Go
Beyonce: Ill show yall crazy
(Continued)
RIhanna-Come on bitches let see what you got
RandomBigBitch- Aight hoe you asked for it *Punches rihanna in the face*
Rihanna-*Scrreams* BEYONCE HELLPP MEE
Beyonce-*Punches other girl** Punches her in the face*
RandomSkinnyBitch-*Screams* LET GO OF MY HAIR
Beyonce- Bitch you have no hair to bull balled headed bitch imma beat your ass
Rihanna- *Screams* BEYONCE HELP ME OUT :"(
RandomBigBitch-Throws rihanna on thhe floor kicks her*
Beyonce- *Runs and punches the random big bitch and puts her to sleep*
Guards- *YELLS* HEY STOP
(6 other guards come the sirens go off in the jail)
1Guard-*Snatches Beyonce and throws her on the floor*
Beyonce- Get off of me get off of me
OtherGuards-Arrest everyone else
(Mean while the warden comes down to see al the commotion)
Warden- PUT BEYONCE IN THE WHOLE FOR A WEEK
Beyonce-NOO U CANT DO THIS TOO MEE
Warden-as for rihanna keep her in there for a month, the other 2 girls give them 8 weeks in the hole
(A Week Past)
Guard-Come one beyonce you have a visitor
(They both walk to were the visitors go)
Guard-Sit down right here and wait
(5 minutes later jay-z and blue come in)
Jay-z- How u been B
Beyonce- let me see my daughter
jay-z- *Hands blue to beyonce* So how long are you in here for
Beyonce- Why doe it even matter to you, im getting out tomorrow
Jay-z- well ill be up here tomorrow to come get you then
Beyonce- Noo that wont be needed, Trey will be coming to pick ne up
Jay-z- Trey who trey
Beyonce- *Signnn* Take a lucky guess if you dont know you will find out tomorrow
(30 minutes of talking)
Guard-Visiting hours are over noww
Beyonce-*Hands back blue to day* Mommys missed you blue, i cant wait to see you tomorrow so you can be in my hands once more and forever i promise i will never get locked up again
Jay-z- *Gets blue back* It was nice talking to you
Beyonce*Goes back to her cell*
(Mean while jay-z heads back to wendy williams house with blue*
Wendy- So babe how did it go
Jay-z- it went fine, shes getting out tomorrow
Wendy- Oh god i was hoping they would add more time onto her sentence
Jayz- shes still my wife, show respect
Wendy- not for long once that divorce is settled
Jayz- until then wendy
Wendy- well anyways i felt the baby moving around all day going crazy how exiting it that
Jayz- its nice i guess
Blue-Starts crying*
Wendy-Awee jay give me her*Gets Blue* Dont worry blue you will love your brother or sis watch
Blue-*Screams and Hollers*
Wendy-*Hands blue back to jay* well shes going to love her new sibling
Jayz- Yea she will
(Back In Prison)
Rihanna-Damn they finally let a bitch out the whole damn
Beyonce- hahah i know you look like you had a hard time in there
Rihanna- well bitch it is 4 fucking dirty nasty non breathable walls that were surrounding me lol
Beyonce- hahaa
Rihanna- So you getting out tomorrow lucky gal you are im hoping they let me out soon
Beyonce- Bitch your crazy lol if they do jesus blessed you
Rihanna- lol, *Signnn* i pray i get one well it was nice being with you in this time we had in here lol
Beyonce- yea it was nice, stay out of trouble and you may just get out early
Rihanna- i know *Hugs bey* Write me letter and give princess blue a kiss for me
Beyonce-*Starts walking back to cell* I Will dont worry :)

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