Thursday, May 10, 2012

Beyonce And Jay-z's Mini Fight Chapter 1

Beyonce: Why is it every day with you i always have to correct your ass
Jay-z: Not my fault you didn't tell me not to put blue's bottle in the microwave for so long
Beyonce: Are you fucking stupid or what jay
Jay-z: *Puts hands in the air* I dont have to deal with this *Walks Away*
Beyonce: Were are you going im not finished talking to you
Blue:*Cries*
Jay-z: *Picks Up Blue* Why does blue need a bottle anyways if she has 2 on your chest
Beyonce: *Blank Face* Obviously shes sucking my nipples dry you try feeding her with yours
Jay-z: Take Blue so i can be on my way
Solange:*Walks In The House* I dont like you attitude jay toward Bee you better check yourself
Jay-z- Last time i check no one asked you no hair line
Momma Tina- The Bull Shit Needs to stop
Beyonce: *Takes Blue Away From Jay* You can be on your way now jay
Jay-z-*Leaves Outside* *Cell Phone Rings* Oh Yea, Babe Dont worry im on my way
Solange: Beyonce you need to start checking jay and put him back in check
Momma Tina: Solange stay out of theres you have your own to deal with
Beyonce: I Can Handel this situation by myself
Blue*Screams*
Beyonce: Okay Time for me to feed blue
Solange: Momma I Swear i think jay is up to something aint no way he leaves over a stupid situation
Momma Tina: He's not that stupid to do something bad he already knows what will happen to him if something goes down

(Jay-z Drives to the Lake To Meet His Secret Lover)
Jay-z: *Phone Rings* Yeah, Babe im here
(A Girl Walks Up Behind Jay)
Jay-z: *Turns Around* ive been missing you,
Girl: I missed you more
Girl:Babe dont u love me if you really do leave bey for me
Jay-z: Shes my wife i cant leave her babe you already know we have a daughter together
Girl: You must not love me then i see
Jay-z: Wendy You know i love you
Girl=Wendy: Okay baby but soon leave her for me
(Jay-z and wendy kiss)
(Beyonce was secretly Following jay-z)
Beyonce:*Screams* Oh You fucking with That Bitch
Wendy: Girl you dont know how to treat him bitch
Beyonce: Oh Hell No *Runs and Snatches Wendy's Wig Off*
Jazy-z: No Bey Wtf are you doing i dont love that bitch wendy you know i have yes for you and you only
(Beyonce beat wendy williams ass for 30 mins)
Beyonce: Fuck you jay you hurt me you can have that bitch i heard she had a dick anyways
Wendy: *Cries on the floor* Im Suing You Bitch, Im Pregnant With Jays Baby and you beat me Senseless
Beyonce: Bitch see your ass in court


5 comments:

  1. Lmaooo nottttt wendy Williams please tell me that's not her ctfuuu *dies* lls I can't with this yessss Beyonce better beat that bitch ass lls yesss

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  2. I Will update it tomorrow morning :) Follow me on twitter @BeyoncesStans

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  3. Hey <3 To Let you know there will be a new post tomorrow the fight will continue sorry i havent updated it yet

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